Entertainment

“Goldie”: The Life of a Nursing-Home Rock Star

• Bookmarks: 6


[gentle chiming]

[Tim] What’s up?

How are you?

[Patient] Well,

I’m here.

[Tim] Ah.

[Tim hums]

[machine whirs]

[Custodian] You all right.

Thanks man.

[electric guitar plays]

Check it 1, 2, 1, 2.

[electric guitar plays]

You guys ready?

[Crowd] Yeah!

Say y’all ready?

[gentle music]

My dad gave me the best advice ever.

10 or 10,000 people.

[audience cheers and applauds]

Give ’em the same show.

Give ’em the best show you possibly can.

[Announcer] Give it up for Tim Goldrainer!

[audience cheers and applauds]

[Tim] I think I kind of knew what I wanted to do

at a very young age.

[camera flashes]

Just talking on the microphone was a rush.

My name’s Tim Goldrainer and this is The Goldie Show.

And I was talking to this young lady before the show.

She says, How long have you been doing this?

I said, A couple weeks.

I’m just kidding.

36 years of rock and roll.

[tape rewinds]

There’s Cincinnati’s fun feast from appetizer to dessert.

It’s gonna be big hit!

All over the world!

[upbeat electronic music plays]

[TV Host] Their lead singer is Tim Goldrainer.

He is mesmerizing.

[crowd cheers]

[electronic music continues]

Here’s Cincinnati’s best local band.

The Menus.

♪ Ooh, why did you leave me? ♪

[80s rock music playing]

♪ Why did you leave me? ♪

[Tim] How you doing girls?

[Staff] Good. How are you?

Doing great.

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

You got a bone to pick with me, why?

You have totally

got my mother to fall in love with you.

[Staff] Oh.

Your mom’s in love with me?

At Sanctuary Point.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

She, she, I told her you were coming here today.

She says, Come get me. Come get me.

Well let’s go pick her up.

Oh my God. She’s totally-

I got room now.

I got all my crap right here.

She is so in love with you.

I said, Mom, I said, he’s gonna be there.

She goes, I love him.

Tell her I said hello.

I will.

Definitely.

You made her day.

Oh, that’s good.

You made her day.

That’s what I’m here for.

Yeah. You made her day.

Good to see ya.

Hey girls.

Keep those earplugs in.

I’m getting ready to start here in a little while.

[Staff] Oh, they’re not done yet though,

I’m sorry.

Oh, no worries.

They’re eating.

I remember my wife suggesting,

Maybe you should do something during the day.

You know, you should do some nursing homes.

Mr. Baverman.

How are you, sir?

Yes.

Nice to see you.

C’mon man, gimme a break.

I sing in a rock band.

I’m, I’m not ready for the seniors tour yet.

You are the Goldrainer guy?

Yeah, I’m the Goldrainer guy.

They call me Goldie, yeah.

Okay, cool.

Maybe we arm wrestle later, huh?

What time’s your show start?

1:45.

I don’t know,

it sounds just really depressing and kind of dark.

We’re used to like people going

[imitates crowd cheering]

[crowd cheers]

I can’t hear you!

Hi Mrs. Bossy.

Hi.

How are ya?

Fine

Good. You look fantastic.

Now, I’ve known Mrs. Bossy for some years now,

and I’m good friends with her daughter and her son.

Glen and Mary Kay.

[electric guitar plays]

You know, it wasn’t really something that I’d be

really interested in until my mom fell ill.

♪ Have yourself ♪

♪ a Merry little Christmas ♪

♪ now ♪

[Both laugh]

Dementia set in.

[gentle music plays]

My mom had to go

be admitted

to the place that she actually worked at.

I was there a lot.

[gentle music continues]

And she would doze off, and then

I would just kind of bounce into a another person’s room.

Someone that I knew,

or someone that I would see there all the time,

and just sing a song.

[music swells]

And watch ’em just kind of melt.

And watch their expressions.

My whole perspective changed.

I said, I’m gonna go a hundred miles an hour with this.

I’m gonna go big.

Why? Why would, why would they not deserve it?

[music ends]

[electric guitar plays]

How y’all doing?

[crowd applauds]

I missed y’all.

Yeah. Is that too loud for you?

If it’s too loud, you’re too old, man.

[all laugh]

That turned into such a positive thing

that I wanted to do it at different places.

[upbeat music begins]

I went into a phone book.

Started calling people.

Gimme a shot.

Hey, we’ll try ya.

I got one more.

I got one more.

Got one more.

[upbeat music continues]

I was doing it three, four days a week;

sometimes two times a day.

And then I’m like, I’m hooked.

[music ends]

♪ Shaving cream, be nice and clean ♪

♪ Shave every day and you’ll always be king ♪

♪ And now folks, my story has ended ♪

♪ I think that it’s time I should quit ♪

♪ If any of you are offended, which you’re not ♪

♪ Stick your head in a bucket ♪

♪ A big old bucket of ♪

♪ Shaving cream ♪

♪ Be nice and clean. ♪

♪ Shave every day and you’ll always be king ♪

[crowd applauds]

Oh man.

Everybody raise your hands!

Look like you had a good time!

This is fun stuff.

Awesome. Thank you so much folks.

[Audience Member] Thank you.

[gentle music begins]

To live in a nursing home

when they’ve lived all their lives

in their homes, and were self-sufficient,

and took care of themselves,

and then to have somebody else take care of them is,

it’s gotta be a downer.

[gentle music continues]

Paul Dixon.

But Paul Dixon. Paul, baby!

Yeah.

Inevitably, we’re all kind of heading

in that direction as we age.

I want to go in and give ’em

the best experience I possibly can.

[gentle music continues]

I just wanna make people happy, man.

Especially in this, in the senior world.

‘Cause they just really, really need it.

They need it so terribly bad.

[crowd cheers and applauds]

Thank you so much.

That was my show folks.

Merry Christmas and I don’t do it my way.

I do it my wife’s way.

Thank you very much.

God bless y’all.

Thank you.

Thank you, Jim. Thank you so much.

You just, you just do everything right.

I’m, oh gosh. Thank you.

I’m trying.

You were very, very entertaining.

That’s what it’s all about, man.

That’s what I’m here for.

It’s a fact of life.

Merry Christmas to you.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you so much.

Here you go. Look over here and smile.

All right.

What’s your name?

Peggy Crooks.

Peggy Crooks.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

100.

I used to do this sort of thing.

You used to do this kind of thing?

Yeah.

When?

Oh, 50 years-

Just a couple years ago, huh?

Well, yeah.

I wanna make ’em feel like they’re somewhere else.

Good I’m glad. Merry Christmas to you.

Second time.

Yeah, yeah. I’ll be here again.

You have a wonderful holiday, okay? Aw.

My nose is a little bit cold.

A little cold.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you so much.

Bring them back to a simpler time.

And forget the fact that they’re living in a nursing home.

I’m, I’m glad you finally smiled at the end of the show.

It took me a while to get you going, but that’s good.

You were smiling the whole time.

Judy, you were chair dancing like a freak over there.

I loved it.

[Judy laughs]

Yeah. Gwen, you got it going on.

For me to play music at any level

[Patient] Come again!

I will!

Whether it be with The Menus in front of-

Thanks for rocking out with me.

thousands of people.

[crowd cheering]

Oh yeah!

Or a nursing home.

♪ All I have to do is dream ♪

It’s exhilarating.

♪ Dream, dream, dream when I feel blue ♪

That’s, that’s my joy.

That’s, that’s my, that’s my true heart.

[upbeat jazz music plays]

Ladies and gentlemen we’re The Menus,

and we’re back for a minute!

[crowd cheers]

[toy instrument plays]

[child laughs]

[crowd cheers and applauds]

Give it up for Kendall Goldrainer

ladies and gentlemen.

[upbeat music continues]

This post was originally published on this site

6 recommended
0 views
bookmark icon